Feline Transportation system. (11/7/2005)
I guess the guy that sent me this e-mail doesn't love cats, but it looks perfect to transport some cats.
(I'm so sorry Ms. Brown.)
If you can't see the picture, it says:
Whether you have an exuberant "Tom" or just a kitten, you need our new TABBY TOTE(R) feline transportation system. A few extra turns of the stabilizer screw and your cat will be safely secured and usable to use your legs as a scratching post.
Fully Adjustable spine will accomodate a pet of any size. ONLY $16.49 Available in fine stores everywhere.
Dr. Maimes Dobson of Focus on the Feline, asserts that sometimes your kitty needs "tough love", and nothing on the market today provides a more effective way to mold your special cat into the well-mannered creature God intended.
Seriously, someone really hates cats.
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