Tickle Me Elmo.

This happen at the Elmo Factory. [Jose's note: I knew something was wrong with Elmo. I didn't know what until I got this e-mail] (6/18/2006)


There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the 'Tickle Me' Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.


Well, Lena is hired at The 'Tickle Me' Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.


The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.


He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.


The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.


When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.


At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of 'Tickle Me' Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.


The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.


The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.


"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."


"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."




 < Tough Love vs. SpankingHomepage
fail Index
Wrong e-mail Address> 


If any information, data, picture or design infringes a copyrighted material, please send me an e-mail asking to remove it along with the supporting data.
Some features may not work with Google Chrome. © 2006-2010 Jose Pino - Powered by JPC Alpha