Answering Stupid Questions.
I can see there is a lot of stupid questions on the web that Google suggests when doing a search. As I'm so kind, I will answer a few of those questions. (November 12, 2009)
If you open your web browser and start typing a question like "Why" or "how", a few stupid questions appears at the "search suggestions" box. as I'm so kind, I will answer those questions. Let's get started.
- Q. Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea?
A. You should get some medical assistance about your diarrhea instead of asking that
- Q. Why is the sky blue?
A. The gasses at the atmosphere filters the light and allows the short-wavelength light get thru, therefore it looks blue.
- Q. Why do men have nipples?
A. Do I have nipples? DANG! Why nobody told me about it?
- Q. Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
A. Because you are part of LOST.
- Q. Why is my poop green?
A. You are eating too much lemon Jell-o.
- Q. Why did I get married?
A. Because you didn't know what you were doing.
- Q. Why do dogs eat grass?
A. To fix some stomach issues.
- Q. Why do dogs eat poop?
A. Because they can't find grass.
- Q. How to tie a tie?
A. Just tie it. It is a tie.
- Q. How to kiss?
A. You need some practice. Here are some recommendations about the first kiss.
- Q. How I met your mother?
A. Are you watching too much TV?
- Q. How to get pregnant?
A. Go to Mexico City (or China), Go to the metro station, get into the metro and you will get pregnant before you reach the next station.
- Q. How stuff works?
A. The way it should be.
- Q. How to
A. I bet you have T-mobile as you phone carrier and your call was dropped before you can write your question.
- Q. How to lose weight?
A. Do some exercise. Run for 30 minutes.
- Q. How to lose weight fast?
A. Do some exercise faster. Run faster for 20 minutes.
Oh, I almost forgot: GOOGLE FAIL!