Bumper Stickers.

Funny messages from bumper stickers. Sent by Lindsay (7/28/2006)

 

"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM,
DON'T BREED EM!"

 

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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.

 

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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

 

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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

 

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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

 

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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.

 

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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

 

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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

 

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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

 

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

 

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Illiterate? Write For Help .

 

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Honk If Anything Falls Off.

 

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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

 

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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles >From The Next Exit.

 

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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits
With An Unarmed Person.

 

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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

 

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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

 

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(The following bumper sticker was Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)

 

If You Can Read This,
Please Flip Me Back Over...

 

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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph

 

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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

 

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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

 

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Boldly Going Nowhere.

 

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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.

 

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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends

 

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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down
Before He Admits He is Lost?

 

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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.

 

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AND Lastly:

 

"POLITICIANS &DIAPERS
BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED,
AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

 


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